I'm addicted to Kat Denning's site.
I'm getting a new tub installed in my apartment. The plastic piece of shit that was there before apparently cracked under the pressure of my balls. Yes, I don't feel nice today and I might come off a little vulgar. Maybe my weight had something to do with it. Maybe it didn't.
I apologize.
But seriously. The highlights of my day was at Sam's when for 2 minutes, I was watching Star Wars episode 2 on a 27 inch TV. I then remembered that Dick Poe bastard who has yet to deliver my 27 inch flat screen. Besides the annoying game of phone tag, it seems since the sale has already been made, it matters less everyday. But I still hold a wild card my friend, and it's called the Customer Satisfaction Form.
I'm sorry again.
And to recap the latter part of my day at Village Inn:
Me: Which skillet would you recommend?
Server: I like the San Diego or the Chicago Style
Me: Let's go with the San Diego
Server: How would you like your eggs?
Me: Well done
Jeanette: *giggles
Server: (Apparently writing down well-done eggs; would you like pancakes or toast?
Me: Pancakes
Me: I just said I wanted my eggs well done right?
Server: You did
Me: It wasn't the first time I did that
Server: Oh, ok.
Pause
Server: I'll be back with your order.
I might have to take up Annette on her offer.
What would you like in return?
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Motherfucker
1. My ears continue to pop.
2. My headaches also continue.
3. The tub in my bathroom cracked, now its leaking into the carpet.
4. Fucking shit!
2. My headaches also continue.
3. The tub in my bathroom cracked, now its leaking into the carpet.
4. Fucking shit!
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Things I've neglected to say out loud
Originally uploaded by After Hours / Unfinished Business Photos.
1. My 93-year-old grandfather was hospitalized but is now out.
2. My uncle is hospitalized, I feel so bad for him.
3. I bought a car and I'm freaking nervous about it.
4. I've been sick for about 3 weeks.
5. I've been working for a few days straight.
6. The doctor wants to check me for hypertension.
7. I felt my blood pressure high today.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Mystery Thong
I found this thong just by the outside the door of my apartment yesterday. If you're the owner, please contact me at ...
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Barack The Vote
Barack Obama is officially running for President. I'm for the first time in a long time encouraged by the words spoken by a politician.
Here is my reaction to some excerpts:
And that is why, in the shadow of the Old State Capitol, where Lincoln once called on a divided house to stand together, where common hopes and common dreams still, I stand before you today to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.
This was the first reference of a few that Obama made. It was pretty damn ballsy if you ask me but it reflects the type of person that Lincoln was. As far as I understand that part of our history, Lincoln saw an opportunity to change the country and make himself comparable among the greats.
The genius of our founders is that they designed a system of government that can be changed. And we should take heart, because we've changed this country before. In the face of tyranny, a band of patriots brought an Empire to its knees. In the face of secession, we unified a nation and set the captives free. In the face of Depression, we put people back to work and lifted millions out of poverty. We welcomed immigrants to our shores, we opened railroads to the west, we landed a man on the moon, and we heard a King's call to let justice roll down like water, and righteousness like a mighty stream.
We've all heard this sort of talk before, but not even after 9/11 has this resonated so well.
More Lincoln references:
That's what Abraham Lincoln understood. He had his doubts. He had his defeats. He had his setbacks. But through his will and his words, he moved a nation and helped free a people. It is because of the millions who rallied to his cause that we are no longer divided, North and South, slave and free.
It is because men and women of every race, from every walk of life, continued to march for freedom long after Lincoln was laid to rest, that today we have the chance to face the challenges of this millennium together, as one people - as Americans.
As Lincoln organized the forces arrayed against slavery, he was heard to say: "Of strange, discordant, and even hostile elements, we gathered from the four winds, and formed and fought to battle through." That is our purpose here today. That's why I'm in this race.
Here is the full text
You can't argue the "audacity" of Obama and his staff. To compare himself as a would be Lincoln is genius.
I said before that I'm encouraged and I'll tell you why. There are many people in this country that have learned how to survive the past 7 years. If Obama is right and he can unite a divided country, heal the wounds of a bleeding government, and if he is a Lincoln for our generation, maybe I can look forward to the next 4.
Here is my reaction to some excerpts:
And that is why, in the shadow of the Old State Capitol, where Lincoln once called on a divided house to stand together, where common hopes and common dreams still, I stand before you today to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.
This was the first reference of a few that Obama made. It was pretty damn ballsy if you ask me but it reflects the type of person that Lincoln was. As far as I understand that part of our history, Lincoln saw an opportunity to change the country and make himself comparable among the greats.
The genius of our founders is that they designed a system of government that can be changed. And we should take heart, because we've changed this country before. In the face of tyranny, a band of patriots brought an Empire to its knees. In the face of secession, we unified a nation and set the captives free. In the face of Depression, we put people back to work and lifted millions out of poverty. We welcomed immigrants to our shores, we opened railroads to the west, we landed a man on the moon, and we heard a King's call to let justice roll down like water, and righteousness like a mighty stream.
We've all heard this sort of talk before, but not even after 9/11 has this resonated so well.
More Lincoln references:
That's what Abraham Lincoln understood. He had his doubts. He had his defeats. He had his setbacks. But through his will and his words, he moved a nation and helped free a people. It is because of the millions who rallied to his cause that we are no longer divided, North and South, slave and free.
It is because men and women of every race, from every walk of life, continued to march for freedom long after Lincoln was laid to rest, that today we have the chance to face the challenges of this millennium together, as one people - as Americans.
As Lincoln organized the forces arrayed against slavery, he was heard to say: "Of strange, discordant, and even hostile elements, we gathered from the four winds, and formed and fought to battle through." That is our purpose here today. That's why I'm in this race.
Here is the full text
You can't argue the "audacity" of Obama and his staff. To compare himself as a would be Lincoln is genius.
I said before that I'm encouraged and I'll tell you why. There are many people in this country that have learned how to survive the past 7 years. If Obama is right and he can unite a divided country, heal the wounds of a bleeding government, and if he is a Lincoln for our generation, maybe I can look forward to the next 4.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
sad story
A real sad story from Wedneday's El Paso Times. A man was charged with intoxicated manslaughter after speeding down Alameda near Fox Plaza, braking, then rolling over. His 4 year old son was ejected and died at the scene.
As a co-worker put it: No punishment will compare that what he will have to carry for the rest of his life.
As a co-worker put it: No punishment will compare that what he will have to carry for the rest of his life.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Morris' Desk
I want scenery like this.
Morris' Desk
Originally uploaded by After Hours / Unfinished Business Photos.
Originally uploaded by After Hours / Unfinished Business Photos.
Jesse's Desk
Jesse's Desk
Originally uploaded by After Hours / Unfinished Business Photos.
So this is what an insurance salesman's desk looks like.
Ferny's Desk
Ferny's Desk
Originally uploaded by After Hours / Unfinished Business Photos.
Ferny sent me this out of the blue. It started a new picture message blitz as you will see.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Do You Feel Like We Do?
Do you ever hear that song that makes you want to learn guitar?
Try Peter Frampton's Do You Feel Like We Do?
Or even listen to Local H's live cover.
Even thought it's a mere 9 minutes compared to Frampton's 14 1/2 minute glorious ascent into rock-nirvana, you can't blame them, the Frampton machine can never be replicated, only shared.
Try Peter Frampton's Do You Feel Like We Do?
Or even listen to Local H's live cover.
Even thought it's a mere 9 minutes compared to Frampton's 14 1/2 minute glorious ascent into rock-nirvana, you can't blame them, the Frampton machine can never be replicated, only shared.
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